we've been unable to take care of our institutes for the past few days due to difficulties with our servers. These particular servers provide us with the necessary basic power and processing supply, and lots of fine wine.
And especially without wine being served right to our bossy chairs, we will not function properly.
Not to mention, free cookies. Who can honestly continue working under such conditions? Nobody.
Hence the downtime.
But our old servers have been brought to justice in one of our deadly chambers, and we hired (or rather caught) fresh slaves to function as our new servers, who will continue their legacy of maintaining a steady flow of fine wine and free cookies.
Here's to more killing! Let the cookies crumble.
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November 01st 2010, 23:31:24
|Nice job, MS... You've been very effective... Now, gimme my cookies with my tea !|
November 02nd 2010, 14:07:06
|I was at the holidays and most the time i get home is past 12:00|
November 02nd 2010, 14:27:24
|Cookies? YOU WANT TO HAX ME?!|
November 03rd 2010, 06:29:58
|And we're back, I was already missing this! I really wonder what really caused the downtime.|
November 03rd 2010, 08:46:39
|It was either a hacking attempt (there was a long list of failed break-in attempts in the log files), a DoS attack or some kind of simple overload (unlikely since the server was always completely shut down). So - not really sure. The hardware has been checked, the server got a new HDD, and linux has been re-installed.
So far so good!
November 04th 2010, 07:24:08
|Hail to MS!
Bullfighter of all our servers!
November 13th 2010, 18:53:16
|FEEL the POWER of (DOWNTIME/SADISM)!!! Noooo! lmao|
December 07th 2010, 19:59:07
|Я по английски плохо понимаю.По-Русски можно ??> )|
December 24th 2010, 20:41:07
|Нельзя, ввиду того, что это, блеять, английская игра
[^russian sadist^ He want PHQ in Russian..*thinking* Maybe I can?...]
May 23rd 2012, 20:45:03
|If it means being able to beat the shit outta my chosen victim for his disobedience, then i'm all for it!|
August 15th 2012, 22:33:10
|I'm sure you will take advantage of this after 2 years!|
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