PHQ-Nickname:
Tabris_Macbeth
Halfquake:
The Guinea Pig Factory
Level:
1
Total kills:
0
Birthday:
00th 0000
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Welcome, employee/stockholder/guinea pig, to The Guinea Pig Factory, a subsidiary of MeatTech International. First established in 1984 as The Corpse Factory, we've made quite a few changes since our completely consenting takeover. No longer are we simply a "revenge dungeon rental company", now we have expanded into black ops training, psycho-physical torture study, bio-chemical weapons testing, organ harvesting, and custom order snuff films. We would also like to mention that despite rumors you might have heard, we have never been involved child pornography and/or illegal narcotics. And if we did, it had nothing to do with our takeover by MeatTech, which was completely consenting because our former CEO was not blackmailed in any way.
Speaking of our former CEO, he will be missed dearly, and all of us here at The Guinea Pig Factory hope his body is found soon. If he is, indeed, dead. If he is, we had no prior knowledge.
So, what new projects is The Guinea Pig Factory working on? Glad I assumed you asked! Here's just a few of our current projects:
-Surgically attaching chainsaws to human limbs
-Jesus/Hilter hybrid cloning (for both military and private use)
-Patent pending "RessurecTech" post-mortem cybernetics
-Firearms that shoot tumor-inducing bullets
-An airborn virus that melts exposed flesh, ideal for "extermination" purposes
-Building a bridge into the Flesh World for the Pain God
And don't forget the annual company picnic is soon! Thanks to numerous "volunteers" who just had to pursue legal action against us, the human fireworks show is returning!
-from the desk of N. Atas, Chief Director of The Guinea Pig Factory | |
