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acetken
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| Added: | July 25th 2003, 11:01:28 |
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Before I get myself in too much shit, I'd just like to say that I really like black people by default. I have some kind of reverse racism thing going on. This means that if I see a black person, I instantly like him or her more than the regular white person beside them. No I don't know why this is. I think I see them become the victim so often on TV and movies that I subconsciously am just nicer the same way I'm always nicer to people who get picked on in school.
Now on to the real topic. White people trying to adopt everything they can from black culture to seem hardcore. Not the good stuff, like certain good African (Or wherever they happen to be from) foods, tribal music, or hairstyles either. (I've been there, they have some kickass shit) Instead of that, they take the bad stuff. The ghetto stuff. Pussy little white kids think it's cool for some unfathomable reason. Here's a numbered list of the things I think are the worst.
1. They spell like they were hit in the head with bricks every time they had a coherent thought when they were younger. Is it that hard to smack the right key when you're typing? Do your eyes move independently of one another? Did you lose a hand or something? If not, then I think it may be necessary to go back to grade 2 where you can learn some basic grammar. I've made a chart containing proper spellings of commonly misspelled words to help you on your way.
English | Idiobonics
You | u
Are | r
Boys | boyz
Dog | dawgz
Bitch | beyotchez
Your | ur
Zebra | zzezzbrazz
As illustrated, you DO NOT need to spell every fucking word with a z. You also can type out the whole word you're attempting to spell, it wouldn't hurt. Maybe if I'm lucky, you could toss some punctuation in there too! The reason people talk like that in the ghetto is because most of them dropped out of school for one reason or another. You people have been forced to go to school at least until you're 16. You'd have to be brutally retarded or stoned to not pick any of this stuff up. Or both.
2. Trash talk? Come on. What threats could a skinny little white boy possibly follow through on? Stop acting like you can take out half the fucking world with one hand tied behind your backwards-cap wearing head. You'd be lucky if you could take out your tickle-me-Elmo on without requiring major surgery.
Wannabe: "beyotch im gonna kil u!"
Normal Guy: "Watch out Steve! That's a whole 75 pounds of caucasian fury flying at you!"
Wannabe: "fuk u! im not asian! im gonna have secks with ur mom!"
This kind of thing is especially prominent on the internet. You can't kick anyone's ass with words unless you have more of an IQ than wallpaper.
3. Rap music? What the hell do you spoiled little white suburbanites get from this? You've never been to the ghetto unless you passed through one on a family vacation by accident. Do you think it makes you sound tough or have you shoved nails into your fucking eardrums so you can actually listen to it without realizing that it's the same damn song over and over? I mean, seriously. How many times can you rhyme "hands in the air" and "just don't care?" I figure the only people allowed to rap anymore are those that do not sing about weed, being tough, cars, money, or skanks they screw. Well, that is unless they're being funny. In this formula, I think only Outkast, Insane Clown Posse, and Kottonmouth Kings can keep going. Good plan!
Anyway, just thought I'd share these with you. If you have any more, feel free to send them to ninman@mailcity.com so I can make fun of them! |
Oblivion4.37
August 04th 2003, 23:50:36
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| First, black men aren't by default stronger. Talk to a German army conscript, insult something personal about him, and be educated. However, your spiel on wiggers was most excellent. Finally, the 'r' and 'u' and 'prolly' business is mainly in chat, where words have to come out at bullshit factory speed. |
Oblivion4.37
September 01st 2003, 01:17:43
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What's really interesting, is in the first paragraph, you admit the only reason why you have any particular respect towards black people is because of media. It has no grounds in reasoning, or logic.
Besides, it's not like the modern 'black' culture wasn't actually cooked up by media goons anywyas... |
acetken
October 05th 2003, 00:53:28
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"First, black men aren't by default stronger."
The hell? I never said they were!
"In the first paragraph, you admit the only reason why you have any particular respect towards black people is because of media."
Not at all. I said that's the reason I'm excessively nice. I like them just like I like everyone else. And yes, the media is full of idiots. |
Syndel
March 20th 2004, 12:38:08
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most people make a point not to discriminate against black people or differnt coloured people. the point that im makeing by not putting only differnt colour then white is because most of the countrys that make a point of doing this are in fact largely white. i have noticed on several occasions racist behavior towards white people from black people - im not saying black people are at fault here i find race a particually touchy subject because of the differnces. im not going back into religion this time because ive given that enough of a battering in my other comments but i am going to say that i think black people feel that white people owe them something because of the coloniseation of america. and erm how long ago was that? get over it! tbh i have noticed that a lot of illeagle imigrants are coming into white countrys to get an easy way through life. in my experiance they have not got an easy way through life but i still think begging at the door of white people is taking the piss.
i want to stay fairly passive here but thats just the situation where i am. i beleive that black people are actually people and so should be treated as such but alot of people think that means that tthey should be cradled and looked after. can any white person here remember being cared for like that? im talking working class here. at the risk of being racist that is my opinion.
on the other hand there is the fact that if black people were more advanced and had come to colonise america and white people were the natives im sure it would be much the same way round - in short - colour doesnt matter to me and the only reason ive made so many black/white referances is the fact there was a period in history when it was laid out simply like that and generally white people and black people are in completely differnt situations. if you want evidence of black people who are as good as white people look no further then JFK. black people have now got this tag that says they are underworld culture and are "differnt" and i think this image is wrong because i have seen many white people doing the same things only it shows more for black people then white people because of the media.
anyway onto another thing
as for the chat room speech - 1 15 73|-| 13370Rz |-|4X0Rz and if you understood that then you should take a day off the chatrooms
i feel that black people have a generaly better voice for rap music so i think it is right that generally they are portrayed as singing it but i dont really care what the words say because i think it doesnt really reflect the whole opinion. |
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