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| The Most Ignorant People I've Ever Met |
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| Type: | Article |
| Added: | July 25th 2003, 11:10:09 |
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There are plenty of contenders for that title, but these two were the queens of the dumbasses.
A few days ago, a few skankily dressed America girls walked into the store and looked around for half an hour. Since I couldn't sit down while they were there and I had to piss, I walked over and started talking to them trying to get them to hurry up. First thing they asked me was how much something was. I said I didn't know. (I get almost minimum wage, so I figure that crap's not worth knowing) Then I overheard them talking about how they were from California and that one was a vegetarian.
I then asked "Vegetarian? Oh yeah. Why are you getting those chips then? They're cooked in animal fat."
"AAAAAHHH!! Are they?!"
"Uhhh, yeah. They're fucking pork rinds." Moron.
She then told me she wasn't a REAL vegetarian, and that she could drink milk. I informed her that if you use no animal products at all that you're called a vegan. (And should be shot after being raped by a bull elephant)
She then said "What the fuck did you call me?!"
And the vortex of stupidity widened. While they were looking around, one picked up a package of "Big Chief" brand Beef Jerky. I can not stress the mind blowing ignorance of her next statement enough, and I assure you she was serious.
"Is this made from real Indians?"
I was stupider for having listened to that. Like what was I supposed to say to that?!
"Yes Stupid Girl #1! Here in Canada, we don't use cows for beef jerky, we use natives! That's why we round them up into reserves!" After another 15 minutes of pissing around, they came to the till asked if they could have all of their stuff for free. Because, they told me, in California they give all cute girls free stuff. REALLY having to piss by that point and not caring what happened, I said "I would, but you're not cute."
Boom. Then the argument started. Somewhere in here, my friend Kostie came in and witnessed idiocy at it's finest.
"America is better than Canada you know!"
Kostie and I looked at each other and laughed. "And why is that?" I said.
"Who protects who?!"
Almost in shock, I said "WHAT?! Uhhhhh, protect us from what? Mexicans?! Water?! If anything, we need protection from stupid Americans like you!"
Having expended their great intellect provided by the American school system, they did what generations of talk shows have taught them to do. Start swearing and saying "Whatever, you don't know me!" I swear to God, the next time I hear some dumbass 15 year old come out from back stage on a talkshow saying that and waving her middle fingers, I'm going on a mass killing spree through all 50 states.
This is a plea. If you are stupid, stay the hell away from me. Go marvel at the complexities of some dirt or some shit, I've got better things to make fun of. |
Oblivion4.37
August 17th 2003, 01:06:44
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| Actually, if it was such that Canada ever came under fire, you wouldn't have a prayer without US aid, so be glad for the sake of your nation's safety that you aren't run by like minded individuals. |
acetken
September 27th 2003, 20:11:23
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| You may be right, but who the hell would fire on Canada? That was my point. American has never "protected" us from anything. If we did come under fire, we don't have a large army, but they're among the most well trained in the world. (See every wargames where Canada owns all but the Ghurkins who are just insane) |
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