Dear sadists, there was a dragon infestation in our old server (who told him it was a good idea to clone himself a thousand times at the size of a mouse?!), so we had to throw it out. Thankfully, a new server arrived to save the day. But it was a server from the past, so we have lost about five months of our collective memories of beautiful victim slaughter. If you think you have progressed further than our system displays, let me know, and I will tell my slaves to make sure to treat you correctly and "adjust" the values. If you notice anything falling apart (and not in the right way), let me know as well, so I can delegate even more jobs. Hurray to killing victims. Long live PHQ. muddasheep P.S.: More info: https://www.patreon.com/posts/(...) |
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