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The Little Dark Corner
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PHQ-Nickname:
AMSdregor

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Life

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1

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Birthday:
September 24th 1987

"Afterschool"

Mood:awake
Type:Story
Added:October 02nd 2003, 04:13:48
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Monday September 29th 2003, 3:23 PM

"This is a copy of my post on another forum"

Ok today was a real shitty day. I got only 4 hours of decent sleep the night before and I had lectures all day (Thank god next weekend is 3 days). I get a ride home as usual. When I walk into my house my mom just gets off the computer to greet me. She sniffs the air and says "I smell smoke, and it seems to be coming off your shirt.". First off let me say that I don't smoke, I don't even have any money to start out with anyways. Now my mom is making a big friggin deal about it, calling the school, the parent help hotline, the freakin barrel O' monkey factorys, you name it. Even my dad is having a hard time beliving me. Any advice to stop this nonsense? I would really appriate it...............


AMSdregor
October 02nd 2003, 04:14:47
"Post by Raging Scottish"

Don't even tell 'em you tried it once, then you will be in deep shit. First of all, your mom is a fucking spaz. She doesn't believe you even though you've never had a problem before and then she starts calling all these people who really have nothing to do with the matter. All she's succeeding in doing is ruining your credibility with other people. You just need to go to your mom, tell her that you don't smoke, you don't have the money to buy smokes, you don't even hang out with anyone that does smoke. In fact, you should then get all sarcastic and start talking about how you understand how she feels because it's not like you can be near someone smoking and get the smoke on your clothes! That's preposterous! I mean, really, how could it be possible that the smell of something, especially smoke, can get on other things and cause them to smell that way?!?! Jesus fucking christ, just thinking about it makes me want to belt your mom in the kisser!

AMSdregor
October 02nd 2003, 04:15:44
"Post by Havok"

You already blew your chance to get out of it... You could have just made a disgusted face and said some jackasses were smoking on the corner and you walked through the smoke. (but usually when someone surprizes you like that most people will be surprized because they are, its a talent to act cool and think something up like that and only 4% of people can do it :P)

First of all:

1. mom look at my teeth are they yellow (I hope you brush your teeth)

2. Smell all my dirty clothes do they smell like smoke..

3. Do you really think I would smoke? call some of my friends. ask my teachers.

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