PHQ-Nickname:
AMSdregor
Halfquake:
Life
Level:
1
Total kills:
0
Birthday:
September 24th 1987
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| Mood: | sadistic |
| Type: | Article |
| Added: | October 13th 2003, 23:36:43 |
| Visits: | 1152 |
| Series: | [ This day in Postal History ] |
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October 13, 1959 -
Marie Osmond is born. Do you suppose Donny ever did her? No, seriously... I'm not making a Mormon crack here, I'm just saying... I mean, she was always fucking hot. You knew they had to take baths together until they were what - like 30? Shee-it, Batman! I'd 'a done her if I were him AND I would have told all my friends! Sorry, but your lowly POSTAL Historian hasn't had any in quite a while...
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This isn't to say that any of us yet exist within an entirely fictive universe created by the forces of evil for the purpose of deluding a benumbed population - not unless you work for FOX News, anyway.
- Adam Gopnik on 'The Matrix' in The New Yorker article 'The Unreal Thing'
(I swear I'm not making this up)
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