PHQ-Nickname:
acetken
Halfquake:
Tektonic
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1
Total kills:
0
Birthday:
February 17th 1982
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| Mood: | happy |
| Type: | Article |
| Added: | July 25th 2003, 11:09:38 |
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I was digging through my binder of crap from school when I found something from an English class Ryan (Remember him?) and I were in. The first thing I discovered after opening the dusty tome were some of my old comics. Sucky ones featuring only stickmen, but you will see those in time... Anyway, the next thing I drug out was a sheet of haikus. If you don't know what a haiku is, it's a Japanese form of poetry with a certain rhyme scheme. Here, with accompanying stories are my haikus. I AM AN ARTISTE!!! Dammit...
This first one was written after we were instructed to write about other cultures. A biting commentary if I do say so.
Scotsmen
They love their sheep
They love them quite a bit
You don't get it, they REALLY like
their Sheep.
This one was supposed to be about being happy with yourself. Positivity sucks.
Penis
Penis penis.
I am so cool. Penis
penis penis. Now, finale.
Penis.
I was supposed to do one about driving here. Cars are fun.
Driving
Can't drive too well
I hate pedestrians
They leave big dents in my car hood.
Real drunk.
Remember back here how I said that Ryan and I said ape a lot? Well we did. It will become more apparent as I do the comics, but this was during our ape prime. It's a haiku about spring.
Spring ape
Fashionable
Goes to Paris for jeans
Says, "Ooh ooh, aah aah, give jeans." Nice
ass, ape.
Now, they may not be that funny right now, but just think of my teacher's look after I handed them in. Yes, I actually handed them in. I got them back the next day with a note attached saying "This is ridiculous. You just got a 0 on the assignment." I rule. |
Swartz
July 29th 2003, 22:41:14
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| Hahahahahahahaha! |
blackmendosa
June 27th 2004, 06:50:51
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| Now that was good. |
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