PHQ-Nickname:
Scaleskin
Halfquake:
Realms of Draconis
Level:
70
Total kills:
28,678,401
Birthday:
May 13th 1987
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| Mood: | weird |
| Type: | Diary entry |
| Added: | March 12th 2007, 17:27:11 |
| Visits: | 1455 |
| Series: | [ Scaleskin's thoughts. ] |
| Rating: | 4/5 (Votes: 2) |
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First time playing Dungeons and Dragons...
Five furrys... in one small room... character sheets.. dice.. and a DM with a laptop...
Interesting combination.
One halfling rogue (played by a fox), one Druid with a pet wolf (played by a guineapig-dragon), one Lizardman (played by a dragon), and one Goblin thief (played by me... the foxdragon)...
First... rolled for a magical item for the Halfling to have. He got.. Spoon of Feeding. Originally we all thought this spoon was going to be rather uninteresting. It quickly became the center of attention.
So...
The two rogues stalk the druid and lizard into a tomb, some distance from the town. The lizardman and druid remove a stone lid from a coffin... and remove the body, which begins to awaken.
The druid is surprised when a dart comes from no-where and hits it in the chest. She sends her wolf in the direction from which it came, but it becomes distracted by a sneaking Halfling. The goblin sneaks round behind the zombie instead. Rolls a critical failure on one of the three attacks, putting a dagger into the left buttcheek of the Druid.
Eventually... the zombie is dead. Both rogues are quick to steal the gems it had for eyes. Both rogues are now cursed and attract the undead.
The halfling uses the spoon to fill the coffin with porridge (supposed to be gruel, we just decided poridge was funnier.), and mixes in some of the dust from the bones of the zombie (which just became crushed by a goblin jumping up and down on them). They seal it and get out of there.
They go back to town... the shops are closed for the night... so the Halfling and druid decide to break in, using the spoon to pick the lock. The halfling rolls a critical failure and fills the shop to the rafters with porridge.
The druid then breaks a window. Sustains Six damage from porridge and glass. The party flees the scene quickly.
Innkeeper turns out to be a complete bitch. So, next morning they go to her, ask for porridge. She gets pissed off and throws them out. They then find the people are investigating the unusual destruction of the equipment shop. They inform them of the innkeepers attitude when they ordered porridge and said she must have a rather sudden shortage of it. She is now under deep suspicion.
The party moves on.
That night, the party camps out with some merchants journeying between towns. They are attacked by undead, but only just survive.
The next morning...
The Goblin, Druid, and Lizardman wake up to screaming from a nearby gypsy. A halfling runs away from her, but is caught. She screams something about the halfling doing stuff with her horse, and curses him so he has to spend a year as a small centaur (a year if he manages to not do anything sexual at all).
They move on to the next town. They find the goblin is highly wanted by this town.. so they hide him in the Lizardman's bag. The centaur goes in and has his bags searched. The lizardman rolls a critical failure on bluffing. The druid steps in, fails on bluff.
The goblin, lizardman and druid spend ten minutes arguing about how to get out of the prison. The goblin puts forward odd ideas and gets evil looks from the druid's pet leopard. (she changed it after levelling up to a leopard from a wolf).
They escape anyway. Meanwhile the centaur fails to find the gold to pay for his activity at the brothel. All four spend the night hiding in an old house. Next morning, go into the basement and are attacked by two ghost things. They deal with them, and escape the city via the sewer system.
And that's as far as it has got so far. |
Funnycreature
March 12th 2007, 18:30:25
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| I like Dungeons and Dragons! |
Pyroclasm
March 13th 2007, 03:53:21
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I remember my first game of dungeons and dragons. I was playing as an assasin, and due to chronic bad luck on attack rolls, I managed to do all of the following. Stab my self in the arm. Shoot myself in the foor (With a crossbow). Sever my own leg with a sword. Then I died.
I've decided I don't like D&D any more. :-P |
flo
March 23rd 2007, 18:21:47
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| What kind of rules are you playing? I am generally playing it, though only rules 1.0... The rest is far to surrealistic. |
Scaleskin
March 24th 2007, 20:21:56
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| Not sure which rules we were playing by... but we had a crazy DM... and the four of us who were playing it with him... well... We're crazy too. |
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