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Teh Screaming Deth Hall of Quuraeosityes
Teh Screaming Deth Hall of Quuraeosityes

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PHQ-Nickname:
SonOfMan

Halfquake:
Screaming Deth

Level:
40

Total kills:
3,688,748

Birthday:
September 01st 1974

Mary had a little lamb

Mood:neutral
Type:Poem
Added:August 19th 2008, 00:48:30
Visits:963
Rating:4.59/5 (Votes: 5)

Description:
PHQ nursery rhymes

Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that Mary went
that lamb was sure to go.

Until one day Mary wandered
to the Institute Of Screaming Deth
the lamb it paused and sniffed the air
and took a nervous breath.

Come said Mary, follow me
and led the way inside
the lamb it turned upon its heels
and ran away to hide.

Mary stepped through the door
a hammer trap fell but missed
so I clubbed her on her head
and bound her ankles to her wrists

I said, you should have been a victim
of that hammer trap of mine
perhaps I'll get a refund
from Barney99.

Oh shit, said little Mary
I've blood upon my dress!
Not to worry, and I informed her,
soon you'll spill the rest.

I cut her up and chopped her
into little cubes of meat
and put her in a pie
for my chosen one to eat

the little lamb came looking
for the shepherdess
i pointed out to the lamb
Mary's blood soaked dress

A look of fear came to its face
its eyes they cried in pain
Fear not my little lamb, you're safe
I'm vegetarian.





flo
August 19th 2008, 14:40:21
Awesome! :D

kowi
August 19th 2008, 15:50:19
Yep.. very fucking funny ^^

muddasheep
August 21st 2008, 16:35:24
Outstanding! ^^

Steltie
August 21st 2008, 16:59:36
Cool :D

Insidious_nOOb
April 25th 2009, 20:20:28
Totally Tubular! :D

Bernkastel
July 09th 2009, 19:48:11
Nice lullaby for hungry dragons.

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