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Wolfsbane

Halfquake:
The Chamber

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1

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Birthday:
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Mortimer (For those that know of him)

Mood:tired
Type:Diary entry
Added:October 21st 2004, 21:28:31
Visits:1361
Series:[ New Journals...heh ]
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Description:
MORTIMER!

I just thought I'd write randomly about Mortimer. This is for my own enjoyment, as he is the purple hippo that hides in my soda cup. I have a green soda cup, made of plastic. It's a washable one, and I LOVE IT! Well, my soda cup is cool, but the best thing about it is Mortimer. He sits in the bottom. He runs away when I put it in a dishpan to be washed, but is quick to return when I'm going to put soda in my cup. He's so cool. I love Mortimer. He not only sits in my cup, but he swims in my soda, and drinks some of it when he gets thirsty.

The thought of Mortimer was a joke I had one day last year. It was just kind of fun to think that a purple hippo lived in my soda cup. It still is fun sometimes, especially when I confuse my friends with it. I'll yell "DON'T DRINK MORTIMER!" My boy looked at me like I had about 10 heads, and then I realized he knew NOTHING about him. So, I tried to explain, and it didn't really work. But it was still fun.

Yeah, that's it for now, enough about Mortimer.

Legion
October 22nd 2004, 05:33:01
The inside joke that started with the 'boy' before lives on. Funny how some memories tend to never die. I'm not afraid to smile, laugh, and say, That is pretty damn funny. He'll get it eventually.


hollow
October 22nd 2004, 09:47:02
Mortimer ran rampant here as well, if recollection obeys me.

Wolfsbane
October 23rd 2004, 02:03:07
Yeah he did Hollow...yeah he did. Mortimer is so cool. I just kinda randomly though about him, and had been telling my boy, so I felt like writing about him again.

Wolfsbane
October 23rd 2004, 18:29:05
Legion, why don't you just leave me alone?

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